Source: Neatoshop
There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.
Source: Cosmic Tool
A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,
Really liked playing with fire.
One night in the dark
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.
Really liked playing with fire.
One night in the dark
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.
Source: Wikipedia
An accident really uncanny
Occurred to my elderly granny.
She sat down in a chair,
While her false teeth lay there.
And bit herself right in the fanny.
Occurred to my elderly granny.
She sat down in a chair,
While her false teeth lay there.
And bit herself right in the fanny.
(All limericks from Irish Buskers website!)
All the illustrations are examples of Celtic knots. Sometimes called "Irish knots" or "Mystic knots," Celtic knots are patterns of lines with no visible beginning and no apparent end.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!! I'm observing the wearin' of the green. Are you? Have a great day!
Click here for some Irish music - The Dubliners and Seven Drunken Nights.
And click here for The Dubliners and Whiskey in the Jar.
Haha, these made me laugh! I don't think I own anything green. :)
ReplyDeleteYou need to go shopping! You'd look good in green. Glad you enjoyed the limericks.
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